"My backup is 14% done so far," I announced to Don. "24 gigabytes."
Ulysses looked over my shoulder at the progress bar of the Carbonite backup I've been running for the past week.
"See? I'm backing up my computer. That's how far I've gotten. I have all this way to go."
"You're backing up?" he said, sounding alarmed.
"No! Don't back up! Never back up. Always go forward!"