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U: Do you know what an octopus is? An octopus is an animal with a whole lot of legs. Lots and lots of legs.
V: How many?
U: Oh! Thousands and thousands of legs.
V: I thought they just had eight.
U: Eight? No! They have a lot more than that.
Thousands. Do you know what an octopus eats?
U: An octopus eats birds. And do you know why an octopus eats birds?
U: Because they're soooo delicious! It goes up into the air and gets the bird and eats it.
V: Do octopuses fly?
U: Octopuses? Of course not.